May 2013
Notes from a male strip club:
Flashy lights give me a headache.
I’m wearing a tiny plastic pink tiara.
This is weird.
Why the fuck is there fire on the stage?
This is past my bed time.
My cousin is going to have a hangover
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you know that moment when you stop giving a shit?
I’m at that level.
April 2013
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That moment when you’re so freaking hungry that you just ate an entire thing of nachos without realizing you did while you’re still in full Starbucks uniform.
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