June 2012
The frappucino commercials always annoy me.
The chocolate whip on the mocha cookie crumble is too pale and looks like vanilla whip. And pouring the caramel sauce straight into the blender is stupid.
I hate frappucinos.
I feel sorry for my best friend sometimes because she always has to endure my insane ramblings through texts.
She’s so much nicer than me.
If one more person comes up to me and asks, “This has everything in it, right?” I will say no. “No, it does not have everything in it, it is just coffee beans in a cup. You have to do the rest yourself. Have a great day!”
Like that question does not make any sense to me at all.
Me: Hello, how are you?
Tourist: Caramel macchiato
Me: …okay, would you like that hot or iced?
Tourist: Caramel
Me: Caliente or frio?
Tourist: Ohhh, hot hot
Me: Okay, what size?
Tourist: Ehhh, medium
Me: (begins to mark grande cup)
Tourist: No no, smaller
Me: You want the tall?
Tourist: No, small.
Me: Tall is small.
Tourist: Ah, okay.
Me: What’s your name?
Tourist: How much?
Me:

